She's an idea girl. Just not a good idea girl.
Speaking of Cordelia, check out this fanart I got from Amalockh1!
Forcefield or the computer monitor screen? ;-)
That sounds really painful D:
Let's be honest, I've done worse to them.
I'm guessing that Cordelia's mom really isn't quite right, herself...
You've just described everybody in this comic except for maybe April.
I would say "bracing for impact" on the meeting with Cordelia's mom, but "impact" seems to be here already...